none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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