We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
We need to feng shui this bitch.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Randomize