Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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