ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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