Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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