Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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