What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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