Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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