Don't make out with my wife yet
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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