I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
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