What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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