i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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