We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Randomize
