I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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