Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
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