I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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