ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
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