South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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