But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Boobs are out for the taking
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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