after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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