The maid of honor just puked.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Randomize
