You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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