Where is the hickey?
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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