kristin has been a bad kristin
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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