I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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