Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
She's the barista slut.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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