it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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