That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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