My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
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