Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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