why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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