On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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