Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
You're completely useless in the revolution.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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