Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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