Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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