You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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