Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
this just has baby written all over it
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
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