He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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