I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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