so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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