Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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