The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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