let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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