i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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