why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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