But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
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