At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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