How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
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