Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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