So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize