i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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