Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Randomize
