3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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