is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
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