if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
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