Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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