Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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